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Birthday Card Confirmation


Do hope you enjoyed the “Telepathic Birthday Greeting”
I sent you — wasn’t it clever?
The sales clerk told me it’s perfect for the sensitive,
The average person, of course,
mistakenly concludes, “Somebody
missed my birthday.”
But not you.


Just confirming my earlier communication.

That was a very funny birthday card. Thanks! (you know who you are!)

Originally published on Wednesday November 6, 2002 at 10:29 pm

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