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Birthday Card Confirmation

Outside:

Do hope you enjoyed the “Telepathic Birthday Greeting”
I sent you — wasn’t it clever?
The sales clerk told me it’s perfect for the sensitive,
intellectually-advanced
type.
The average person, of course,
mistakenly concludes, “Somebody
missed my birthday.”
But not you.

Inside:

Just confirming my earlier communication.

That was a very funny birthday card. Thanks! (you know who you are!)

Originally published on Wednesday November 6, 2002 at 10:29 pm

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